|Statement||compiled by Standard Thermometer Co.|
|Contributions||Standard Thermometer Company.|
|The Physical Object|
|Pagination||22 p. ;|
|Number of Pages||22|
An illustration of an open book. Books. An illustration of two cells of a film strip. Video An illustration of an audio speaker. A book of Ford jokes Item Preview remove-circle Ford automobile, American wit and humor Publisher Boston, Mass.: Standard Thermometer Co. The Ford car needs no defense or excuse for existence; but on the other hand this booklet is not subsidized by the Ford company. New and more elaborate editions will be issued from time to time as the amount of new material warrants and the publishers are always open and will gladly pay for new and original jokes, verses, etc., following along. Full text of "A book of Ford jokes" See other formats A BOOK of FORD JOKES COMPILBD BT STANDARD THERMOMETER GO. BOSTON. MASS. PRESENTED FOR THE ScHMULowiTz Collection A BOOK of FORD JOKES La 5t^^ OOMFIIBD BI STANDARD THBRMOMETER GO. BOSTON, MASS. FORD JOKES A German went into a garage to buy a Ford car. A BOOK of FORD JOKES La 5t^^ OOMFIIBD BI STANDARD THBRMOMETER GO. BOSTON, MASS. 4. FORD JOKES A German went into a garage to buy a Ford car. It not being a Ford agency the proprie- tor began to use his influence to sell the Ger- man a high-priced car. And in showing the German the many good points of the car he happened to remark.
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Antique book/booklet of Ford Jokes and Stories, published by J & M Ottenheimer. The book is 5" x 4" and has 64 pages. In overall very good antique condition. Paper cover "spine" has been taped on outside. All inside pages with original staples intact. * Most vintage items are used and have been in storage for a number of years. I try to Seller Rating: % positive. Jokebook definition, a book of jokes. See more. Just a Ford car after all, One part auto, nine parts gall. BY THEIR WORKS YE SHALL KNOW THEM Pall Mall: That chap who just passes us in his Ford must be a politician." Murad: "Why so?" Pall Mall: "Didn't you notice the way he was trowing mud?" TOM, TOM Tom, Tom, was a chauffeur's son, He chauffed a Ford when he was young. In books like Matilda and Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, he just perfectly portrays how bizarre and hilarious the world must seem to children. In this riotous joke book inspired by his fantastic books, kids will learn the perfect jokes to entertain everyone from teachers like Miss Trunchbull or annoying neighbors like The Twits.